Laundry: Episode
I am still feeling sickly and coughing my lungs out…so I decided today would be the day I sleep lots, do laundry and clean house. In the process hopefully eradicating any bad germs and vibes. When I do laundry I DO LAUNDRY….like 8 loads worth. At college we have 3 machines and two HUGE dryers. I usually just take two machines up leaving the other one free and then using a timer have a factory like system.
Today I realized I could not wait any longer and put on some jogging pants and my grey Patriots hooded sweatshirt with my Bed-Head Hair thrown wildly in a pony tail ….oh yeah I am looking good. I put my loads in and then as my timers told me it was time to take them out and put more in…I head back to the laundry room.
I walk into the room….and OH NO. New um….errrr um….friend is in there. AHHHH He is waiting for whoever is taking the machines….(Me) to put his clothes in. We look at each other and smile and are all awkward. I am usually so put together but around this new um….errrr…um friend, I get really goofy and fall apart.
We say a big hello and I say speaking a mile a minute (which is not a good thing when speaking to a non-native English speaker....who doesn't speak Nervous Americian Freak) “Oh HI I am the girl that is taking these two machines…hee hee.” “I am done so you can take this one if you like…..”
New..um friend: “Um Thank you Reb, Are you sure you are done?” (As he looks at the new bag of laundry I brought in with me.)
Me: “errrr umm Yup, well you can take this…I am not ready to do this laundry yet.”
(WHAT THE HELL….am I doing??? Not ready?? I have 500 loads to do!! Why did I give this guy my machines???? How much more ready can I be? WHAT is wrong with me?)
Then I quickly flounder around and realize I have to use the dryer farthest away for my two done loads. I am the worst at clean clothes ----to -----dryer transport. Stuff always falls or is hanging down.
Me: “OK let me just get my clothes out of here!”
I open the washers ----- one has my reds/pinks/purples and the other blacks …..and I look in and think OH my god ….he is about to see my whole collection of undies and bras. OH GOD. I was down to my last pair hence….bringing me to do laundry today so the WHOLE catalogue is here on display. It is at this moment I realize that …I don’t really have plain neutral color undergarments…..they are loud and colourful and lacy with bows and patterns. DAMN you Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sale!!
I quickly start taking things out and running and shoving them in the dryer as we are trying to still chat to each other.
I start to think that I am in the clear and that wasn’t so bad ….until he goes to put his things in the washer and sees I have left something. I go over and look and we just look at each other and smile. Opps I left my leopard print bra (that I bought as a total joke…but is surprisingly comfortable). Hee hee
Ha ha….Fun….now I never want to go back to the laundry……I guess the good news is we still have our plans for tomorrow….unless he cancels.